How Good Copy Made Me A Single Dad

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She’s gone.

I’m on my own.

Holy crap, how am I going to do this?

Will she ever come back?

Will I survive?

Will the kids survive?

Do I have what it takes?

5 kids… 4 girls and a boy… 2 cats… mountains of laundry… heaps of dishes…

And me… 

All. By. My. Self. 

(Cue the music)

Somehow, someway, I hope I can survive the long, long nights, the tantrums, the crooked ponytails, the trails of cat litter…

Until finally…

At long last…

She comes back in 3 days.

Ok, I’m being a little dramatic, haha! But my goodness. How 3 days feel like 3 years.

And the truth is, it’s all my fault.

If hadn’t helped her with her network marketing business, she wouldn’t be in the leadership role she is now, and I wouldn’t be in this “single-dad” situation. 

If it wasn’t for that blasted amazing email copywriting I did for her, her business wouldn’t have doubled, and then tripled and then quadrupled and then reached the 13x status she’s at now.

Blast! I should have kept my email skills to myself!

Well, lesson learned. 

I guess I know what I’ll be doing tonight… washing every single dish in our house, the ones currently strewn about every inch of the kitchen and have wandered off to the kid’s rooms and the baby’s crib. 

But I warn you, unless you want to experience this single parent state, DO NOT sign up to get a copy of my new book when it comes out.

Why? Because I share some of my email secrets in Chapter 14. But only some. Not all. Some are too toxic for a measly little book.

So don’t, I beg you, go to this link and get 2 free chapters of my book. It will only hook you into wanting more.

Unless you’re a gluten for punishment, just stay far, far away. 

It’s not worth it.

You really don’t want the problems that come from 13x-ing your business with nothing more than email.

Look at me. Look at the mess I’m in. If that’s what you really want, well then, go ahead.

But you’ve been warned.

DO. NOT. CLICK. HERE.

www.symphoniccopywriting.com/book

And may your copy ever be melodic and harmonious!

Doug, the delirious single dad… for another 3 days...